eBay Safety Tips for Dummies

Alrighty people... took a little break.. had some holiday shopping and family to entertain.... my condolences to the three people reading......

I got a little advice for you ebayers out there:

If your buying..... DON'T bid on things before there's only a few minutes left on the item.... This gets annoying, and bidding days in advance of the auction end is a waste of time... all you are doing is jacking up the price for everyone else..... The whole idea of shopping on eBay is to get things at a lower price than what you would pay for them in the store. Otherwise, why shop on eBay? This excludes item's of old or unique... but i'm trying to buy some Christmas Toys for the kiddies and these "Spiderman & Friends" action figures are being bought in high demand off the shelves, and then sold on eBay for a 150% profit.... I've seen a "Super Strength Hulk" 3 year olds action figure go for $45.... that's ridiculous when the kids are just gonna bang them against the wall and stick them in there mouths anyways....

If your a seller.... STOP jacking up the prices on shipping.... I know this is where you make your money but, seriously.... It's annoying and your ripping off the American public.... Yes, most of them are stupid enough to fall for your little "Buy a sticker for .99 cents plus $8.99 shipping & handling" ploy..... but still those of us that really know what your up to and really like eBay for it's shopping advantages are getting sick of clicking on false advertising.....

Also... it use to be you could SEARCH for items buy leaving a letter or two out and you might possibly find a hidden deal.... but it seems EBAY has fixed this problem for those silly humans who didn't get a good spelling edubacation. SO... THANKS A LOT EBAY

R.I.P. "Dimebag"

NOTE: I've decided to drop the whole "I'm an actual Donkey Bit".... Most of the personality was me, so you can still refer to me as "The Donkey"... but the whole bit just got kinda corny after awhile and was limiting, and as I'm experimenting with this site... you're going to see some changes... Let's just say those bits where part of the old site and move on.... Any "I'll Miss You" letters can be sent to the usual place.

Anywho....

"Dimebag" Darrell Abbott... and the rest of Pantera... were a great release for myself when I was younger.... It's that kind of music and music like theirs, that help drive away the frustrations of growing up and everyday life... Without actually going out and hurting someone. It provides a source that someone else actually knows the frustrations your going through, and can overall be a positive influence even though a lot of times it gets a negative overtone.

On that note... GUNS ARE FOR PUSSIES..... I'm sorry, but they are.... They embody everything evil.... and they provide nothing (other than if you shooting cans on a rock) but grief usual for some form of life whether it be human or animal. Without them, the world would be a better place. Plus if you're that angry at someone, it's gonna feel better in the long run just to kick their ass, rather than ending their life. If you can't physically kick someone's ass, get some one to do it for you.... or suck it up. That's life my friend.... but using firearms to end another's life. Your a coward, a pussy, and not worth skin you sit in.

Now a talented guy is no more....

"Keep on thrashing in the afterlife Dimebag..."

One Donkey Army NEW Edition

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Spiritual Numb Nuts

So "The Donkey" stumbled across this site the other day.... www.GodHatesFags.com... It's amazing that this country gives you the freedoms that they do and one of the things you do is turn the "American Flag" upside down on your site....

Hey... If you don't like homosexuals... That's your choice... but whose business is it of yours to shove your beliefs down others throats..... and then especially involve young kids..... "The Donkey" talked to a form of GOD last night, probably not theirs because he doesn't talk to pieces of crap very often, but you know what he said.....

Midnight Madness

Silly Humans go Ebay crazy..... Golden Palace seems to be trying to turn into the "Circus SideShow Palace" with their second big ebay spending spree.... They bought a "Ghost & Cane" for $65K...... Now you know all the silly humans and their mothers are going to be making up crazy things to post on de Ebay trying to cash in.... I'll keep an eye out for other crazy online auctions....

Speaking of spending.... There is ZERO donations in the "SMASHING DE DONKEY GAME!" Fund.... Come on people... I need to show THOSE MATTEL BASTARDS NOT TO F WITH THE DONKEY!!!.... "The Donkey" is not asking for a lot.... What you pay for a 75 cent cup of coffee could help save a young donkey from getting his tail pulled. Here's more on what I'm talking about and here's the donate link.... Save a Donkeys Tail This Holiday Season..... Make a Difference.....

Anywho.... I'll end this madness with some words of wisdom.....

When your life has come to it's very last day....
When your teeth are gone and your hair is gray....
When you get the faint smell of death all around....
It sucks to be you.....

MAN! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! Goodnight My Friends......