"The Great Month in Review!"

Good day my friends.... Today is de end of de month so I figured it would be a good time to review all de great things "The Donkey" has blessed you with in his great teachings... is this guy serious? Is that what your saying to yourself? Well you shouldn't be.... BECAUSE I'M NOT A GUY! I'M A DONKEY!! SILLY HUMAN BASTARDS!!

This is going to be a short review since this blag only started less than a week ago but that's YOUR FAULT FOR NOT MAKING ME THINK OF THIS SOONER!!! DAMN YOU!!! DON'T YOU TRY TO GET ME OFF DE SUBJECT!!!

Ok.... so ... here a goes de great "Month In Review: Reviewing De Month"... Sorry I yelled.... It's not nice to yell at my friends.... (silly humans)

"The Great Month in Review!" Hosted by: "The Donkey"

Let's get started my friends!

Lesson #1: Never play de satanic game of "Pin de Tail on de Donkey", until you send an e-mail to: onedonkeyarmy@gmail.com with your name, address, sex, height, weight, how many times you go to de gym a week, and anything else you might want to send.... so that I can find you, and HOOF YOU IN DE MOUTH YOU F of DE MOTHER!!!

Lesson #2: Do not.... I say again, DO NOT PISS OFF DOUBLE DECKER JUAN!!! Not only do you have de chance of him jumping on your back breaking every little silly human bone in your body. But he could EAT YOU also! Seriously.... I'm not playing around kids... Do what your Uncle Donkey tells you and STAY AWAY!!!

Lesson #4: Never count on "wireless internet" to work when you want it too.... especially when your trying to stop de BASTARD HUMAN POPULATION OF AMERICA from eating your best friend....

Lesson #3: Stay asleep on "Stupid People Wake Up Too F-ing Early" Friday.... plain and simple.... DON'T BE THAT SILLY HUMAN ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE PAPER EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT!!!!

Lesson #5: Never put 4 before 3, as seen above....... You come off looking stupid and dumb, and us "Donkey's" can get away with it because we are "assume"-ed to be that way.... but you know what "assume"-ing does.... It makes an ASS out of U and ME, except I am already an ASS so it does not effect me.... YOU SILLY HUMANS!!! (hehehehe).... wait.... LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!! YOU GOTS ME OFF DE TRACK!!!! DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU TO DE HELL!!!

Lesson #6: When trying to get a motivation for change, to free your people, or open de mind of de society, DON'T DO IT TOTALLY BLITZED!!! YOU ASS-BAGS!!!!

Lesson #7: This one is de most IMPORTANT of all..... E-MAIL "The" DAMN "Donkey" AT: ONEDONKEYARMY@GMAIL.COM... that's it, WHY YOU MAKE ME BEG!!! I've gotten 1 e-mail so far and I know DAMN WELL MORE PEOPLE READ THIS THING THAN THAT!!!.... why you no like? You make de donkey cry like a little school girl... WHO SAID THAT? I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AN HOOF YOU TO DEATH IF YOU DON'T E-MAIL ME, I SWEAR TO DE GOD OF DE ALMIGHTY E-MAIL INTERNET CONTRAPTION GOD THAT I WILL GET YOU!!! YOU DAMN HUMAN BASTARDS!!!

Alright! That's it.... What a great month it has been for you, all these free lessons and what not.... Be sure to come back next month... which by de way is tomorrow for anyone counting.... and join me for more great ramblings from yours truly.... Until next time my friends... whatever you do.... DO NOT PRESS THIS LINK! >> link